Jason CAstoro

Lyrics

Making my way
To the old supermarket
Strolling across aisle 3
That's where I find it
Among all the produce
Happily waiting for me
Dazzling and radiant
And loaded with fiber
And it has lots of appeal
I am the envy of all those around me
Now it is time to reveal
My banana
Is a big banana
It's the sweetest
And the brightest
Of the bunch
My banana
Is the best banana
And if you don't like it
You can have a punch
On to the pet store
For something exotic
Different and dangerous too
The kind of pet that will
Scare little children
And take a bite out of you
Teeth are like razors
Its eyes are on fire
Always prepared to attack
When you are feeding it
Watch all your fingers
'Cause they can
Never grow back
My piranha
Is a bad piranha
It's the sickest and most vicious
In the tank
My piranha
Is a hungry little sucker
And if you don't like it
You will get spanked
I'm getting tired
From all of this walking
I need a new set of wheels
Finding a dealership
Isn't that easy
Where I can get the best deals
I wanna rock
To the roar of the engine
All leather seats are a must
Flooring the pedal
I conquer the highway
Bystanders eating my dust
My Camaro
Is a hot Camaro
It's the fastest and the coolest
On the lot
My Camaro
Beats a Winnebago
And if you don't like it
You can take a shot
My Banana
My Piranha
My Camaro
And if you don't like it
You can have a punch
And if you don't like it
You will get spanked
And if you don't like it
You can take a shot

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